Anonymous asked: how come youre never on? :(

I’m always on, you idiots just don’t send me Asks anymore.

Anonymous asked: do you think the only way id have a chance with meta is if you were in his mind?

No. Because I would be kill you then, fool!

kitten-overdose asked: Even though everyone says you're an ass and you're evil, you're honestly my favorite. c:

Well I am evil.

Anonymous asked: I thought omega and o'malley were the same AI's

Who said we weren’t?

Anonymous asked: do you hate me?

I HATE ALL HUMANS!

ask-agentpennsylvania asked: All in all I honestly did like your plan and evil base back in season 3. Only if Lopez programmed the army to be faster.

Ugh.
You just can’t find good henchmen these days…

regeek asked: Who would you consider your idol? Other than yourself, of course.

Stalin.

ask-agentpennsylvania asked: I just re-watched season 5 ...I think there were some flaws here and there. Nice try, honestly, but I think there could have been ten times as much evil.

Shut up! I was working with what I had!

askatimetraveller-deactivated20 asked: God, always with the evil. Have you ever considered getting a hobby?

That is my hobby, you foolish fool!

Anonymous asked: can I has a pic of something random?